Temperatures and What They Mean
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A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
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Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
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Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...