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A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
Stupid Insults 6/31
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Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
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Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...