Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.