How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago…
Jon left for a two day business trip to Chicago. He was only afew...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.