Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...