Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...