Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Charlton are good enough
|The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...