What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or...
Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY
|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...