Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Let Me Warm You
This couple out on a date get a flat tire while driving along on...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...