Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Crossing Women Riddle
What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18....
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...