Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....