Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Ten Dollar Flight
Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went...