On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.