Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...