Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
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Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Perks of being over 40…
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Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...