Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!