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Books for College
A Polish student was in his the college campus bookstore. Questioning the store clerk...
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Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Worms.
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At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Valentine’s Cards
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