Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper