Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
A little girl was out with her Grandmother…
A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...