Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...