Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...