lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Very Short Books
Very Short Books…1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...