Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
oh-oh…whole page of women jokes!
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one...