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Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
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A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Girl Talk
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