Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Love According to Kids
Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE”One of the people has freckles and so he finds...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...