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Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
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Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
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Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.