A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
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Locking For A Dentist
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The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
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A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Blonde Email
How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...