Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Why is 6 scared of 7 ?
Why is 6 scared of 7?Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...