Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Hot Tub Riddle
What is the prudent thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can removea...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...