Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...