A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Space photography
|The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope...
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...