Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...