First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
US Air Force Humor!
“Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
A few way to handle stress!
Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose...
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...