What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...