Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...