Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!