Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!