When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...