Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Golfing with Doc…
I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...