mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Polak Meets Priest
A Polak saw a priest walking down the street. Noticing his collar, he stopped...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...