Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...