Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500…
Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
What does
What does “WIFE” stand for?Washing Ironing Food Entertainment