Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...