Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
|A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!