Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...