Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...