Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Married/Single Man Envy Riddle
Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.