I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...