Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...