I have lost my father
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Where are you callin’ from
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A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
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Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
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Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...